Bullistic Unleashed 1.2

Device: iOS Universal
Category: Games
Price: $1.99 -> Free, Version: 1.2 (iTunes)

Description:

***Bullistic Unleashed is free for a limited time in association with http://www.DailyAppDream.com. Download the Daily App Dreams App to find out about the other free apps on offer each day!***This description is 99% Bullsh#t free*"One of the most hilarious games I’ve ever played. Relatedly, it’s also one of the dirtiest games I’ve encountered in the App Store." - 4 Stars, Touch Arcade"Beneath the lurid veneer of blood, guts and innuendo lies a physics puzzler that’ll test your brain way more than an average round of Angry Birds" 4 Stars iFanzine"Like a game of pinball, but with more blood and sex." 75%, Australian Gamer"Easily the most accomplished game based off the Angry Birds formula" 90%, Hold Start Select"Beer-drinking grown-ups will really enjoy this app" - AppAdviceThe bulls are out to crush the mall and it's your job to help them by flinging these anti-social bovines across huge levels, smashing everything (and everyone) in sight. Use pinball bumpers, exploding crates, elevators and barrel cannons to keep your bull in play and rack up massive damage.*****************************************INTUITIVE GAMEPLAYPull back on the bulls to launch them at the environment. "Derivative" you say? Hey, it's all about where you take your inspirations to, not from**. In our case, that's the gutter. By way of a strip club. Alcohol may also have been involved. It's all a bit hazy to be honest.SUPER-SIZED SMASH UPSHuge levels to vandalize with multiple floors, elevators, pinball bumpers and barrels to shoot out of.BULLS TO THE WALL ACTIONCollect coins to unlock new bulls, each with their own unique and extraordinary aBULLities. There are six bulls to unlock and unload on the mall like puke on a birthday cake.IT AIN'T EASY BEING A HOOLIGANThe shop owners are fighting back with meat-grinders and irresistible lady cows.ADVANCED BULLSH#T ENGINECould this be the first video game in the world to accurately simulate bovine fecal matter?GO F YOUR FRIENDSSend F cards to friends, relatives or random strangers from within the game, they'll love you for it.*****************************************Like us on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/BullisticUnleashedFollow us on twitter at http://twitter.com/_millipede*******...************** actual bullsh#t content may vary between 1% and 67.25%** according to Jean Luc-Godard anyway. Also, maybe it's time to learn the difference between a genre and the most popular game in the genre. Just saying.

What's New

Having trouble with a level? We are sorry. We truly are...You can now view hint videos on those hard but throbbingly awesome levels.While we were tinkering under the hood, we fixed an issue with Game Centre too.Now go get some!!

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